Wide Open and Fully Booked: A Funny Innuendo Parod

Meet Charlotte. She runs her business in heels, lipstick, and absolute control. Wide Open and Fully Booked is an adult rhyming innuendo comedy about t

Meet Charlotte. She runs her business in heels, lipstick, and absolute control. Wide Open and Fully Booked is an adult rhyming innuendo comedy about the life of a high-demand escort who knows exactly what she’s worth and charges accordingly. From nervous first-timers to overconfident regulars, Charlotte handles every booking with sharp wit, smooth charm, and zero tolerance for nonsense. This book is packed with: Cheeky adult humour Playful innuendo Sassy one-liners Confident female lead energy A rhythmic, fast-paced rhyme scheme It’s bold. It’s suggestive. It’s a little bit scandalous. Perfect as a gag gift, a cheeky coffee table read, or for anyone who appreciates adult comedy with attitude. Charlotte’s door may be wide open… But her standards? Sky high.

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