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If God really wanted to freak out the Pharaoh, instead of locust and frogs, he should have dropped thousands of Singing Matzah Men on him! Pharaoh would have freed the Jews from bondage faster than you could say,"Cleopatra!" How dumb is this toy? You could wander the desert (or the mall) for forty years and never encounter anything dumber. The Matzah Man is a little stuffed guy in a Matzah suit -- He has matzo pants, a matzo jacket, and even a little Matzah hat! When you press his foot, a lively version of Dayeynu plays and Matzah Man begins to dance. Then -- to make the experience absolutely surreal -- an elderly woman begins to sing the Matzah Man Song. Your jaw will drop and you'll shake your head in disbelief --- It is most likely the stupidest thing we have ever sold. So buy a Matzah Man for yourself or loved one -- It's simply too stupid to passover!
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