Shakespearean Insult Bandages

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Adding insult to injury has never been so much fun thanks to Shakespearean Insult Bandages. The bandages, which are adorned with an image of The Bard himself, each contain one of fifteen insults taken directly from his plays. Shakespearean Insult Bandages are the ideal bandage for curs, blackguards, scoundrels, and wretches. Word Nazis will be especially thankful to have the bandages the next time they scrape their knees trying to dissect compound-complex sentence.

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