Sassy Desktop Statements

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This collection of 30 flip-able Desktop Statements appear as simple remarks only to reveal a deeper more satirical core when examined closer. This collection is straight from the heart, a heart that lets loose and screams "Kiss my Sass!" These sassy sayings will make anyone laugh and some people cry. Hit them with your best shot and let them know you work HARD for the money. Sign phrases include: "if ignorance is bliss, why aren't people happy?", "instant human being - just add coffee - don't stir", "keep fit at the office - fly off the handle, jump to conclusions, pass the buck, stab colleagues in the back, climb the walls, run down the company, dodge responsibility and push your luck!", "i believe in customer service...the tooth fairy and father christmas", "teamwork - means never having to take all the blame yourself".

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