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When you need a pick me up of heavenly proportions,we've got the Mint for you! These Jesus Is Coming Mints are straight from the Man himself. They are like little balls of Glory that'll save your breath from the damnation that is coffee, garlic or staleness. I mean what would happen if He walked right up to you and you had bad breath? You'd be mortified and he'd be terribly insulted. Don't go down that path when you've got these chosen Mints right in front of you. Instead, act calm, collected and ready for anything, (...cue the clouds parting and rays of light!) They taste just like well... Mints and are shaped like little white orbs. Could they me materialized angel tears, God's spitballs, or the lint of Godly robes? Possibly all the above, and we're perfectly fine with that.
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