Toast Bandages

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If you think TIME heals all wounds, you should try TOAST! It is scientifically proven that toast has amazing healing properties. (Have you ever seen a sick toaster?) And now you can put the power of toast to work for YOU! Toast Bandages come in a really nifty metal tin. Inside, you get fifteen 1-7/8" x 2-1/8" toast-shaped bandages. The bandages are latex-free, have sterile gauze inside, and (best of all) have no crumbs! As an added bonus, you also get a free toy inside every tin. So the next time you have a cut or scrape, slap a piece of toast on it. Even if it doesn't REALLY make it heel more quickly, you'll be smiling. And that definitely makes everything feel better.

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