The Perfect Woman Sound Machine

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The Perfect Woman Sound Machine is the perfect anecdote to a nagging girlfriend or wife. Featuring 25 different hilarious expressions, all delivered in a playful and sexy voice, the sound machine will seduce you and your friends, reminding you just how unattainable the perfect woman really is. The Perfect Woman Sound Machine also makes a great gag gift for that friend that's going through a tough break up. Or simply buy one for yourself as a reminder that no matter what you say, you'll never outtalk a woman, not even the "perfect" woman. Expressions include: "Honey, I just made you a sandwich." And "Can you stay home and watch the game today instead of going shopping with me and buying me stuff?" So, what are you waiting for?

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