Nihilist Flavorless Mints

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These mints have no flavor. They're as pointless as life itself. As unsatisfying as your empty shell of an existence. Like everything else on this wretched planet, they're a dead end. A black hole. A bottomless pit of missed opportunity and shattered dreams. If you agree with any of the above statements, then Nihilist Mints are for you. (If you agree with ALL of the statements, then stop reading this page and seek professional help immediately.) Nihilist Mints do not taste like cherries or grapes. They do not taste like peppermint or wintergreen or spearmint. They do not taste like anything because they're devoid of flavor. They contains no artificial flavoring and no natural flavoring because they have no flavor. None. Zilch. Nada. They're somewhat sweet, but that's about it. The mints comes in a minimalist black metal tin, which is sort of coffin-like. Somehow, we're not surprised. Yes, Nihilist Mints really have no reason to exist. But if you're a Nihilist, you don't think anything exists anyway so what difference does it make. Perhaps the most remarkable thing about Nihilist Mints is that they manage to be funny and depressing at the same time.

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