Hot Mess Soap

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So what if you're a Hot Mess! It's not like you're hopeless, right? You're in luck with Hot Mess Soap. Simply wash away the hotness and you'll be a much cleaner Mess for the world to appreciate. We have it hard enough twisting to the demands of life's daily grind. It's quite easy to transform into a disaster zone on the edge of nuclear winter. I mean trying to stay on top of everything is brutal so it really helps to have a boost. This Soap allows you to "live on the edge without falling off." To make things flow smoother it's comprised of a pure vegetable base formula. Stretching its power even further is a calming orchid scent that will transform your Hot Mess into tropical paradise.

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